Ballad of Joy VIII: About a Found Parcel.

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Scene: This experimental letter was written as a supplement to another, longer letter. Owl Post is a post based on our invented owl bird that talks "burku burku". Why not "Uh-uh" or something, I don't know.

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Dear [redacted] Simona,

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Saturn Šiltena, Chief Manager of the BRK Owl Post, responsible for late and/or missing parcels sent by our postal company.

Our post office informs you of good news - just a few days ago, we recovered the mail from SK98Y765, which flew between the Kingdom of Angola and Lithuania on September 19, 2014. Among the wreckage of the plane, which was found some 74 km off the coast of Spain, we found and successfully preserved a parcel addressed to you.

We are very sorry that due to the accident mentioned above, we were unable to deliver this parcel to you sooner. However, we would like to do everything we can to get it to you as soon as possible.

We cannot disclose detailed information about this parcel in the letter, but we will provide it as soon as you request it. We also offer free delivery directly to your home, if these conditions suit you.

Would you like to receive this parcel? All you need to do is confirm that you live at the same address and we will deliver the parcel immediately.

We are very sorry for any inconvenience caused by the company and we hope for your understanding.

Saturn Heat

BRK Owl Post Chief Manager

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