{"id":2498,"date":"2017-05-25T23:28:38","date_gmt":"2017-05-25T20:28:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieliusg.lt\/?p=2498"},"modified":"2021-07-08T01:48:49","modified_gmt":"2021-07-07T22:48:49","slug":"proto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/2017\/proto\/","title":{"rendered":"A\u0161 esu citrina, o mano ra\u0161ymo i\u0161\u0161\u016bkis &#8211; tai didel\u0117 kuvalda"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Dienos tikslas: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/issukis-365\/\">976 \u017eod\u017eiai<\/a>. Para\u0161yta: <b>222<\/b>.<\/aside>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.15em;\">Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto. Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto. Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto. Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto. Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto. Pama\u017eu i\u0161einu i\u0161 proto.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Galb\u016bt jau i\u0161\u0117jau. Galb\u016bt jau i\u0161\u0117jau. Galb\u016bt jau i\u0161\u0117jau.<\/p>\n<p>Proto, proto, proto. Proto, proto, proto. Proto, proto, proto.<\/p>\n<p>Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto.<\/p>\n<p>Pim-pirim-pam.<\/p>\n<p>Pama\u017eu einu proto. Proto. Pro-pro-pro-proto.<\/p>\n<p>Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160ie ra\u0161ymo metai mane veda i\u0161 proto. Tiek daug para\u0161yti, tiek ma\u017eai min\u010di\u0173. A\u0161 esu citrina, o mano i\u0161\u0161\u016bkis &#8211; tai didel\u0117 kuvalda.<\/p>\n<p>Kai a\u0161 atsikeliu, a\u0161 ra\u0161au. Kai pavalgau &#8211; a\u0161 ra\u0161au.<br \/>\nKai pa\u017ei\u016briu pornografin\u012f filmuk\u0105 &#8211; a\u0161 ra\u0161au.<\/p>\n<p>Kai turiu eiti miegoti &#8211; neinu miegoti. Nes miegoti nevalia. Reikia ra\u0161yti. Ra\u0161yti raides. Kad j\u0173 b\u016bt\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>Proto, proto, proooooto. Proto, proto, prooooooto.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0161 einu i\u0161 proto.<\/p>\n<p>Vien\u0105 dien\u0105 a\u0161 i\u0161eisiu ir negr\u012f\u0161iu. Va, kai ta diena bus&#8230; Tada pamatysite! Tada jau pamatysite! Danielius Gar\u0161va Goriunovas! Tikras kanibalas lektorius.<\/p>\n<p>Galb\u016bt i\u0161 proto jau i\u0161\u0117jau.<\/p>\n<p>Nes \u0161tai atsik\u0117liau, pasi\u0117miau kompiuter\u012f ir dar gul\u0117damas lovoje kalbuosi su savimi bei ie\u0161kau atsakym\u0173 \u012f gyvenimo klausimus.<\/p>\n<p>Atsakym\u0173 nerandu.<\/p>\n<p>Taigi ra\u0161au.<\/p>\n<p>\u012esivaizduoju, kad esu Sigitas Parulskis. Gaila ne ant j\u016bros kranto ir \u017eirklu\u010di\u0173 nepame\u010diau &#8211; jos lentynoje. Taip pat mano koj\u0173 nagus reik\u0117t\u0173 nukarpyti, jie \u0161vie\u010dia lovos gale, i\u0161lind\u0119 i\u0161 po kaldros, kaip grybai i\u0161 po saman\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>Vien\u0105 dien\u0105, a\u0161 tapsiu ra\u0161ytoju.<\/p>\n<p>Bet pirma, leisk, turiu para\u0161yti dar daugiau \u017eod\u017ei\u0173. \u0160iandienos riba &#8211; 976.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<aside style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Dienos tikslas: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/issukis-365\/\">976 \u017eod\u017eiai<\/a>. Para\u0161yta: <b>222<\/b>.<\/aside>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.15em;\">Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto. Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto. Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto. Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto. Pama\u017eu einu i\u0161 proto. Pama\u017eu i\u0161einu i\u0161 proto.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15510,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[2,82],"class_list":{"0":"post-2498","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-pamastymai","8":"tag-365-tekstai","9":"tag-fikcija"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}