{"id":13794,"date":"2019-09-14T17:43:00","date_gmt":"2019-09-14T14:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/?p=13794"},"modified":"2021-09-21T14:43:33","modified_gmt":"2021-09-21T11:43:33","slug":"kodel-vaikinai-ziuri-taciau-nepasisveikina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/2019\/kodel-vaikinai-ziuri-taciau-nepasisveikina\/","title":{"rendered":"Kod\u0117l vaikinai \u012f tave \u017ei\u016bri ta\u010diau nepasisveikina?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ak, tie vaikinai&#8230; <strong>Kod\u0117l jie neu\u017ekalbina pirmi? Kod\u0117l neateina prie tav\u0119s?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Na&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Jie i\u0161sigand\u0119 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Ir net tie, kurie pasitiki savimi &#8211; net ir jie i\u0161sigand\u0119.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8230;Nes jie sveiko proto ir nelaiko, kad kiekviena moteris jais susidom\u0117jusi.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;Nes nenori b\u016bti tuo keistuoliu, apie kur\u012f pasakoji draug\u0117ms, kuris prie tav\u0119s lindo, nors to nepra\u0161ei.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;Nes jiems tu tiesiog gra\u017ei, \u012fdomi, faina&#8230; Ir jie t\u0105 akimirk\u0105 nesugalvoja k\u0105 daugiau pasakyti nei &#8222;tu labai gra\u017ei&#8221;. O pati supranti kaip tai skamba idioti\u0161kai &#8211; vaikinai juk supranta, kad tai gird\u0117jai milijonus kart\u0173.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;Nes jie ne\u017eino kaip geriau prieiti, prad\u0117ti pokalb\u012f, k\u0105 daryti. Manei, kad mokyklose yra slaptos pamokos, kur vaikinai i\u0161moksta u\u017ekalbinti fainas merginas?<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;Nes, galb\u016bt, jo net t\u0105dien nedomini, nes jo mintyse, t\u0105 akimirk\u0105 ka\u017ekas kito. Bet \u0161it\u0105 variant\u0105 \u0161iai akimirkai atid\u0117kime \u0161onan.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Vaikinai i\u0161sigand\u0119 kaip ir tu. Tiesiog.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Na, yra vaikinai, kurie nebijo u\u017ekalbinti. Bet jie yra dviej\u0173 r\u016b\u0161i\u0173:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Nebijo u\u017ekalbinti, nes jis serijinis merg\u0173 kabintojas &#8211; jis kei\u010dia moteris kaip kojines ir sugeba suvilioti bet kuri\u0105. Ir tai da\u017enai daro.<\/li>\n<li>Apsimeta, kad nebijo u\u017ekalbinti, nes i\u0161moko i\u0161 Alfa patin\u0173, kad reikia b\u016bti greitam, eiti pirmam ir b\u016bti J\u0117\u0117\u0117.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Ta\u010diau kiti&#8230; Visi, tie, lik\u0119. Normal\u016bs.<\/p>\n<p>Jie irgi \u017emon\u0117s.<\/p>\n<h2>Tai k\u0105 daryti, kad vaikinai tave u\u017ekalbint\u0173 pirmi?<\/h2>\n<p>Ne, nesijaudink, tau nereikia ka\u017ekokio super sud\u0117tingo plano. Ir net nerekomenduoju apie tok\u012f galvoti. Visokios ten nes\u0105moningos &#8222;bendrauk su kitu vaikinu ir sukelk jam pavyd\u0105&#8221; yra&#8230; Na, pritrauks tik atitinkamai nes\u0105moningus vaikinus.<\/p>\n<p>Tiesiog nusi\u0161ypsok. Mirktel\u0117k.<\/p>\n<p>Pamenu, mano vienas draugas pasakojo kaip sutiko savo \u017emon\u0105.<\/p>\n<p>Jis buvo ka\u017ekokiam biuro vakar\u0117lyje. Nieko ypatingo. Jis stov\u0117jo prie kavos aparato&#8230; Vangiai \u017evalg\u0117si po kambar\u012f&#8230; Akimis u\u017etiko j\u0105. Akimirkai. Dviems. Trims. Ji pasteb\u0117jo. Ir mirktel\u0117jo. Tiesiog. Jis mirktel\u0117jo atgal &#8211; tiesiog i\u0161 inkstinkto! &#8230;Pasi\u0117mus kav\u0105 jis jau tur\u0117jo plan\u0105 &#8211; jis juk dabar turi prie\u017east\u012f nueiti pasisveikinti su \u0161ia moterimi, kuri jam mirktel\u0117jo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vaikinai neu\u017ekalbina nepa\u017e\u012fstam\u0173 moter\u0173 TOD\u0116L, KAD NE\u017dINO KAIP PRIE J\u0172 PRIEITI.<\/strong> O tu duok jam prie\u017east\u012f. Mirktel\u0117k. Nusi\u0161ypsok. Pakviesk pris\u0117sti prie tavo staliuko kavin\u0117je, jei esi dr\u0105si. U\u017eimtoje auditorijoje parodyk \u012f laisv\u0105 viet\u0105 \u0161alia tav\u0119s.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Arba prieik pirma. Juk irgi gali. O kai kuriuos vaikinus \u017eavi moterys, kurios nebijo pasisveikinti bei nelaukia kol jas ka\u017ekas ap\u017eav\u0117s.<\/p>\n<p>(Juk ir tau smagiau kai tavo vaikinai veikl\u016bs, ane? Tai va, vyrams nepatinka moterys, kurios stovi\/guli kaip lentos. Kai kuriems, ai\u0161ku, patinka, bet&#8230; \u017dod\u017eiu, \u017ei\u016br\u0117k kaip tik tau labiau norisi. Rasi savo vyr\u0105. Patik\u0117k.)<\/p>\n<h3>Galiausiai&#8230;\u00a0Atsipalaiduok.<\/h3>\n<p>Tau neprivaloma vilioti vaikin\u0173. Ir vaikinams neprivaloma vilioti tav\u0119s.<\/p>\n<p>Tai tik \u017eaidimas. Smagu!<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Nebijok, jei tau patinka ne\u012fprasti vaikinai &#8211; taip ir vaikinams patinka ne\u012fprastos moterys. 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