{"id":1236,"date":"2017-01-24T15:53:25","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T13:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieliusg.lt\/?p=1236"},"modified":"2021-09-23T16:51:45","modified_gmt":"2021-09-23T13:51:45","slug":"be-interneto-sesta-diena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/2017\/be-interneto-sesta-diena\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>Dienora\u0161\u010diai i\u0161 m\u0117nesio be interneto:<\/i> \u201eNeb\u016bt\u0173 alkoholik\u0173, jei visi tur\u0117t\u0173 internet\u0105\u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Dienos tikslas: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/issukis-365\/\">337 \u017eod\u017eiai<\/a>. Para\u0161yta: <b>356<\/b>. \u00a0\u00a0Foto autor\u0117 <a href=\"https:\/\/500px.com\/lifewithcreativity\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Agne *<\/a> (lietuvait\u0117, debesyliet\u0117)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.15em;\">\u017dmon\u0117s tampa alkoholikais, nes jie neturi interneto.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ir tai supratau \u0161e\u0161t\u0105 ryt\u0105 i\u0161 eil\u0117s atsibusdamas su nedingstan\u010dia marmuro kietumo rytine erekcija ir begaliniu noru pasimyl\u0117ti su kokia mergina. Vakarais su \u0161iuo akmeniu u\u017emigdavau, rytais atsibusdavau. &#8230;Ir atleisk d\u0117l atvirumo, bet tai \u012f tem\u0105. Tuojau suprasi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Tarp kitko:\u00a0<\/strong>\u0160\u012f dienora\u0161t\u012f ra\u0161iau gruod\u017eio <a href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/menesis-be-interneto\/\">m\u0117nesio be interneto<\/a> metu. \u0160iandien pabaigiau, sutvarkiau ir rodau tau.<\/p>\n<p>T\u0105 kart\u0105, kaip ir praeitus rytus, nugal\u0117jau savo instinkt\u0105 pasismaginti ARBA pasitikrinti telefon\u0105 d\u0117l nauj\u0173 feisbuko \u017einu\u010di\u0173&#8230; Ir apsivert\u0119s pasistengiau v\u0117l u\u017emigti. Taip u\u017emigau ir sapnavau bene keturis kartus, kol galiausiai atsibudau 11:33 minut\u0117s nuo u\u017emigimo praeit\u0105 vakar\u0105.<\/p>\n<p>T\u0105 ryt\u0105 netur\u0117jau jokio noro kilti i\u0161 lovos. Nes a\u0161 absoliu\u010diai nesugalvojau, k\u0105 nor\u0117\u010diau veikti. Tik gul\u0117jau, \u017ei\u016br\u0117jau \u012f plik\u0105 sien\u0105 ir band\u017eiau ignoruoti jau u\u017eknisan\u010di\u0105 erekcij\u0105 &#8211; kiek gi galima, k\u016bne, ar nenusibodo tau!?\u00a0Fui.<\/p>\n<p>Tuomet supratau.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Jei b\u016b\u010diau tur\u0117j\u0119s mergin\u0105, dabar jau vykt\u0173 \u010diki-miki.<\/li>\n<li>Jei b\u016b\u010diau alkoholikas &#8211; dabar patrauk\u010diau i\u0161 bambalio.<\/li>\n<li>Jei m\u0117g\u010diau valgyti &#8211; ei\u010diau valgyti.<\/li>\n<li>Jei m\u0117g\u010diau r\u016bkyti &#8211; r\u016bkyti.<\/li>\n<li>Jei m\u0117g\u010diau svaigintis &#8211; susi\u0161virk\u0161\u010diau doz\u0119 Krokodilo.<\/li>\n<li><strong>O jei gal\u0117\u010diau naudotis feisbuku, \u012fsijung\u010diau j\u012f.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8230;Nes galb\u016bt \u017emon\u0117s tampa alkoholikais d\u0117l to, kad neturi k\u0105 \u012fdomiau veikti?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ar bent tokia yra mano teorija.<\/strong> Galb\u016bt, jei duotume alkoholikams, chuliganams, sadistams ir kitiems narkomanams internet\u0105 bei visas jo sukuriamas galimybes&#8230; \u0160ie mieliau rinkt\u0173si internet\u0105? Ir gal taip visiems b\u016bt\u0173 daug geriau?<\/p>\n<p>Jei b\u016b\u010diau penkiolikmetis paauglys, jau turb\u016bt nujauti, k\u0105 b\u016b\u010diau dar\u0119s su savo marmuriniu draugeliu. <strong>Ta\u010diau vietoj to atsik\u0117liau, u\u017esimoviau kelnes ir atsis\u0117dau ra\u0161yti.<\/strong> Erekcija dingo, o k\u016bnas (ir jo mintys) daugiau nesiunt\u0117 signal\u0173, kuo gal\u0117\u010diau ar tur\u0117\u010diau u\u017esiimti &#8211; <strong>ra\u0161ymas nu\u017eud\u0117 <a href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/be-interneto-penkta-diena\/\">nuobodul\u012f<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Tiesa, <a href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/gyvenimo-pokyciai\/\">kadaise video \u017eaidimus \u017eaisdavau beveik vis\u0105 par\u0105<\/a>. Galb\u016bt irgi d\u0117l netur\u0117jimo k\u0105 daugiau veikti?<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u0160iandienos mano pamoka sau:\u00a0<\/strong>Jei trok\u0161ti atsikratyti priklausomyb\u0117s, pabandyk u\u017esiimti ka\u017ekokia \u012fdomesne veikla. Geriausiai b\u016bt\u0173, jei tikrai ja u\u017esiimtum. Savo neigiamus \u012fpro\u010dius pakeisk teigiamais, ta\u010diau nepalik tu\u0161\u010dios vietos, nes \u0161i gali u\u017esipildyti tamsiausiomis id\u0117jomis.<\/p>\n<p>Jei gul\u0117jim\u0105 lovoje galiu pakeisti ra\u0161ymu, jei r\u016bkym\u0105 galiu pakeisti plep\u0117jimu, <a href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/dejau\">jei alkohol\u012f galiu pakeisti sugeb\u0117jimu d\u0117ti<\/a>, \u012fvyksta ne\u012ftik\u0117tini dalykai. \u012evyksta labai geri dalykai.<\/p>\n<p>Jei tau be ka\u017eko sunku &#8211; kvie\u010diu ir tave i\u0161bandyti naujas veiklas. Ne masturbacij\u0105, tiesa. Gal geriau sukurk k\u0105 nors \u012fsp\u016bdingesnio? M?<\/p>\n<p>I\u0161si\u0161iep\u0119s,<br \/>\n<strong>Danielius<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Dienos tikslas: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/issukis-365\/\">337 \u017eod\u017eiai<\/a>. Para\u0161yta: <b>356<\/b>. \u00a0\u00a0Foto autor\u0117 <a href=\"https:\/\/500px.com\/lifewithcreativity\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Agne *<\/a> (lietuvait\u0117, debesyliet\u0117)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14783,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[2,110,97,123,54],"class_list":{"0":"post-1236","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-pamastymai","8":"tag-365-tekstai","9":"tag-alkoholis","10":"tag-iprociai","11":"tag-menuo-be-interneto","12":"tag-minimalizmas"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}