{"id":1145,"date":"2016-12-21T18:51:28","date_gmt":"2016-12-21T15:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieliusg.lt\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2021-07-07T17:56:35","modified_gmt":"2021-07-07T14:56:35","slug":"parasyk-man-laiska","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/2016\/parasyk-man-laiska\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>[Lai\u0161kas]<\/i> Para\u0161yk man lai\u0161k\u0105. \u0160tai kok\u012f."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Dienos tikslas: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/issukis-365\/\">240 \u017eod\u017eiai<\/a>. Para\u0161yta: <b>552. Pigesn\u0117 777 versija.<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.15em;\">[ 19:48 Danielius ] \u00a0Para\u0161yk man \u0161iandien lai\u0161k\u0105.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>[ 19:48 Simona ] \u00a0:DDD kok\u012f?<\/p>\n<p>[ 19:49 Danielius ]\u00a0\u00a0Nesvarbu, sugalvok pati c:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Banal\u0173, \u012fdom\u0173, k\u016brybing\u0105, eksperiment\u0105, jausming\u0105, pasakojant\u012f, su m\u012fslinga pabaiga ir prat\u0119simu kituose lai\u0161kuose, eiliuot\u0105, kampuot\u0105, nupie\u0161t\u0105, tok\u012f, kur\u012f atsi\u0173si tikru pa\u0161tu ir rasiu gr\u012f\u017e\u0119s i\u0161 \u010cekijos&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Grif\u0173 g\u016b\u017etos apsiausta apsirenk ir ra\u0161yk plunksna.<\/li>\n<li>Arba apsivilk satanisto kostium\u0105, ra\u0161yk plunksna ir kat\u0117s \u017dibut\u0117s ar savo krauju.<\/li>\n<li>Ra\u0161yk ke\u010diupu.<\/li>\n<li>Pie\u0161k pir\u0161tais.<\/li>\n<li>Papra\u0161yk, kad kas kitas u\u017e tave para\u0161yt\u0173.<\/li>\n<li>Nukopijuok knyg\u0105 ar jos i\u0161trauk\u0105.<\/li>\n<li>Nupie\u0161k \u0161irdut\u0119 ir j\u0105 tuomet i\u0161trink.<\/li>\n<li>Nupie\u0161k \u0161irdut\u0119 ir j\u0105 tuomet pary\u0161kink.<\/li>\n<li>Ta\u010diau nei\u0161si\u0173sk.<\/li>\n<li>Arba i\u0161si\u0173sk.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105 ir j\u012f tuomet apliek arbata, kad viskas susiliet\u0173.<\/li>\n<li>Tok\u012f lai\u0161k\u0105 nusi\u0173sk pa\u0161to baland\u017eiais.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105. I\u0161 lai\u0161ko i\u0161lankstyk origam\u012f. Origam\u012f pasl\u0117pk namie, kad pas tave atva\u017eiav\u0119s j\u012f gal\u0117\u010diau surasti.<\/li>\n<li>Nupie\u0161k mano portret\u0105 i\u0161 atminties.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105 atbulai.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105 stov\u0117dama ant galvos.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105 miegodama (aha, sud\u0117tinga).<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk tipin\u012f Viktorijos laik\u0173 meil\u0117s lai\u0161k\u0105 ir apipilk buteliuku kvepal\u0173, u\u017eanspauduok bu\u010diniais ir nusi\u0173sk \u012f Drebuli\u0173 gatv\u0119 *cenz\u016bruota*.<\/li>\n<li>Padaryk sumu\u0161tin\u012f.<\/li>\n<li>J\u012f supakuok.<\/li>\n<li>I\u0161si\u0173sk man.<\/li>\n<li>I\u0161knisk pa\u0161to d\u0117\u017eutes ir pavok kieno kito lai\u0161k\u0105.<\/li>\n<li>J\u012f \u012fpakuok \u012f didesn\u012f vok\u0105 ir atsi\u0173sk man.<\/li>\n<li>Nupie\u0161k savo ko\u0161mar\u0105, kur\u012f sapnuodavai, kai buvai vaikas.<\/li>\n<li>Apra\u0161yk savo svajoni\u0173 atostogas.<\/li>\n<li>Apra\u0161yk savo k\u016bno viet\u0105, kurios labiausiai nekenti.<\/li>\n<li>Apra\u0161yk savo koj\u0173 pir\u0161tus ir nupie\u0161k j\u0173 \u017eem\u0117lap\u012f apibraukydama pie\u0161tuku.<\/li>\n<li>I\u0161sitrauk pie\u0161tuk\u0105 i\u0161 ausies. Nupie\u0161k k\u0105 ant popieriaus lapuko. Lapuk\u0105 susuk ir \u012fsiki\u0161k vietoj\u00a0pie\u0161tuko.<\/li>\n<li>Nupie\u0161k kostium\u0105, kur\u012f vilk\u0117tum, jei b\u016btum super herojus.<\/li>\n<li>Apra\u0161yk savo kaip super herojaus backstory.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk scenarij\u0173. Pjes\u0119 ar nesvarbu k\u0105.<\/li>\n<li>Sukurk anekdot\u0105.<\/li>\n<li>Apra\u0161yk, ko labiausiai pasaulyje nekenti.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk savo svajoni\u0173 nekomercin\u012f projekt\u0105, jei toki\u0173 turi.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105 mylimam vaikinui, \u012fsivaizduodama, kad jis, tai ne a\u0161.<\/li>\n<li>I\u0161sivirk makaron\u0173. Nupie\u0161k save su jais.<\/li>\n<li>\u012esikelk \u012f feisbuk\u0105 vietoj pagrindin\u0117s foto.<\/li>\n<li>Paie\u0161kok googl\u0117je Jamaikos foto, prad\u0117k kurti istorij\u0105 feisbuke tarytum ten keliauji ir sekan\u010di\u0105 savait\u0119 vis postink savo nuotykius.<\/li>\n<li>Atversk artimiausios knygos 69 puslap\u012f. Rask 33 \u017eod\u012f. Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105 apie tai, kas pirmiausiai \u0161auna \u012f galv\u0105.<\/li>\n<li>Pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117k porno film\u0105. Tuomet para\u0161yk, kod\u0117l jis tau toks bjaurus (ar taip patiko).<\/li>\n<li>Eik pavalgyti. Tada pamiegok. Tada vos atsik\u0117lus para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105 apie bile kas \u0161aus \u012f galv\u0105, gali b\u016bt visai nes\u0105mon\u0117. Netaisyk ir i\u0161si\u0173sk.<\/li>\n<li>Apra\u0161yk, koki\u0105 bobut\u0119 \u0161iandien matei. Jei nepameni n\u0117 vienos &#8211; \u012fsivaizduok, kad matei.<\/li>\n<li>\u012esivaizduok, kad esi jau senut\u0117. Kokia tu? Koks buvo tavo gyvenimas? Kok\u012f vyr\u0105 (ar kokius) tur\u0117jai? Kiek vaik\u0173 tur\u0117jot ar nor\u0117jot tur\u0117ti, bet netur\u0117jot?<\/li>\n<li>K\u0105 darytum, jei b\u016btum v\u0117l jauna?<\/li>\n<li>\u012esivaizduok, kad esi septynmet\u0117 Simona.<\/li>\n<li>Gr\u012f\u017ek \u012f bibliotek\u0105.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105 merginai, kuria tapai. \u012esivaizduok, kad tai nesi tu.<\/li>\n<li>Arba \u012fsivaizduok, kad esi &#8211; priklauso, kaip \u012fdomiau tau.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105, kuriame nuo prad\u017eios iki galo meluotum.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105, kod\u0117l nenori ra\u0161yti lai\u0161ko.<\/li>\n<li>Nera\u0161yk lai\u0161ko. I\u0161si\u0173sk.<\/li>\n<li>Papra\u0161yk draug\u0173 feisbuke ar realiai pasakyti bet kokius \u017eod\u017eius. I\u0161 j\u0173 sukurk lai\u0161k\u0105.<\/li>\n<li>\u012esivaizduok, kad guliu su tavimi lovoje ir pra\u0161au, jog pasektum pasak\u0105. Koki\u0105 pasektum?<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk, sukurk.<\/li>\n<li>\u012esivaizduok, kad mes buvome pora ilg\u0105 laik\u0105. Ta\u010diau ka\u017ekas \u012fvyko (pasirink) ir para\u0161yk scen\u0105\/scenarij\u0173\/\u0161iaip ka\u017ek\u0105, k\u0105 sakytum\/ra\u0161ytum toje situacijoje.<\/li>\n<li>Pasirink pati, kas \u012fvyko ir kas vyks, kaip \u012fdomiau.<\/li>\n<li>\u012esivaizduok, kad esi Rygoje.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk, k\u0105 matai totaliai Rygieti\u0161ko. K\u0105 jauti.<\/li>\n<li>U\u017esimerk. Nieko negalvok, trisde\u0161imt sekund\u017ei\u0173.<\/li>\n<li>Tada atsimerk ir para\u0161yk, apie k\u0105 visgi galvojai.<\/li>\n<li>Par\u016bkyk.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk ka\u017ek\u0105 r\u016bkydama.<\/li>\n<li>\u012esivaizduok, kad mirei. K\u0105 man ra\u0161ytum ar sakytum? Para\u0161yk.<\/li>\n<li>\u012era\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105 balsu. \u012era\u0161\u0105 kaip nors i\u0161si\u0173sk man. Nors ir garso kasete.<\/li>\n<li>Para\u0161yk lai\u0161k\u0105 apie k\u0117d\u0119, ant kurios s\u0117di ar gal\u0117tum s\u0117d\u0117ti.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>[ 20:07 Danielius ] \u00a0Para\u0161yk.<\/p>\n<p>Pra\u0161antis,<br \/>\n<strong>Danielius<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Dienos tikslas: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/issukis-365\/\">240 \u017eod\u017eiai<\/a>. Para\u0161yta: <b>552. 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