{"id":3344,"date":"2017-08-04T14:39:01","date_gmt":"2017-08-04T11:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieliusg.lt\/?p=3344"},"modified":"2021-07-07T19:03:46","modified_gmt":"2021-07-07T16:03:46","slug":"kompostas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/2017\/komposts\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u0101 k\u013c\u016bt slavenam pusgada laik\u0101?"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Dienas m\u0113r\u0137is: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/issukis-365\/\">1704 v\u0101rdi<\/a>. Rakst\u012bts: <b>799<\/b>.<\/aside>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.15em;\">[sl\u0113pts],<\/span><\/p>\n<p>K\u0101da ir paman\u0101m\u012bbas noz\u012bme?<br \/>\nKo tu gribi?<\/p>\n<p>Vai sekot jums Facebook?<br \/>\nVai j\u016bs teiktu &quot;sveiks&quot; uz ielas?<br \/>\nLasi savus rakstus?<br \/>\nVai pirkt savas gr\u0101matas?<\/p>\n<p>Aplaup\u012bja m\u0101ju?<br \/>\nN\u0101ves draudi?<br \/>\nVai vi\u0146i nozagtu tavu darbu?<br \/>\nVai v\u0113laties man rakst\u012bt v\u0113lreiz?<\/p>\n<p>Lai satiktu savas dz\u012bves m\u012blest\u012bbu?<br \/>\nVai tu justos lepns par sevi?<br \/>\nM\u0101c\u012bties no tevis?<br \/>\nVai j\u016bs tiktu cien\u012bts?<\/p>\n<p>Saskr\u0101p\u0113t savu auto?<br \/>\nDusm\u012bgs uz restor\u0101niem?<br \/>\nFotograf\u0113ts n\u016bdistu pludmal\u0113?<br \/>\nVai vi\u0146i izplat\u012btu baumas par jums?<\/p>\n<p>Lai tava m\u0101te ar tevi lepotos?<br \/>\nDaudz laimes dzim\u0161anas dien\u0101?<br \/>\nVai uz citiem sv\u0113tkiem?<br \/>\nVai v\u0113laties d\u0101vanu?<\/p>\n<p>Sekojiet savai \u0123imenei?<br \/>\nUn b\u0113rni?<br \/>\nVai rakst\u012bt m\u012blest\u012bbas zi\u0146as?<br \/>\nUn ien\u012bst?<\/p>\n<p>Lai beidzot b\u016btu laim\u012bgs?<\/p>\n<p>Vai j\u016bs k\u013c\u016btu par sabiedr\u012bbas prostit\u016btu?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ja v\u0113lies b\u016bt slavens, pajaut\u0101 sev \u2013 vai p\u0113c pusgada tu v\u0113l\u0113tos b\u016bt \u013coti slavens vai tikai nedaudz?<\/p>\n<p>Jo pusgada laik\u0101 var k\u013c\u016bt \u013coti slavens.<br \/>\nVai ar\u012b k\u013c\u016bsti tikai par mikrodrupu.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>K\u0101 k\u013c\u016bt slavenam pusgada laik\u0101?<\/p>\n<p>1) St\u0101v\u0113t Lietuvas prezident\u016bras laukum\u0101;<br \/>\n2) Novelc kreklu;<br \/>\n3) Novelc bikses;<br \/>\n4) Skriet ap\u013cos;<br \/>\n5) B\u013c\u0101viens &quot;AR KRIEVU VALOD\u0100 VISS BIJA LAB\u0100K&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>Atk\u0101rtojiet to 4 reizes da\u017e\u0101d\u0101s sabiedrisk\u0101s viet\u0101s katru m\u0113nesi. Izveidojiet publisku Facebook profilu, kur\u0101 kop\u012bgojat zi\u0146as par 0,03\u00a0centiem \u016bdeni, it k\u0101 tas b\u016btu \u012bsts. R\u012bkojies k\u0101 savulaik Mineds, neapzinoties savas r\u012bc\u012bbas \u0161ausmas.<\/p>\n<p>Apsveicam, es j\u016bs atz\u012bm\u0113ju.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>K\u0101 p\u0113c pusgada k\u013c\u016bt mazliet slaven\u0101kam?<\/p>\n<p>1) Rad\u012bt no sirds;<br \/>\n2) Neuzslogojiet sevi.<\/p>\n<p>Atk\u0101rtojiet to katru dienu vai gandr\u012bz katru dienu. Izveidojiet publisku Facebook profilu, kur\u0101 varat sazin\u0101ties ar l\u012bdz\u012bgi dom\u0101jo\u0161iem cilv\u0113kiem un kriti\u0137iem. Uzvedies k\u0101 agr\u0101k b\u0113rn\u012bb\u0101, pats to nemanot, uzved\u012bsies.<\/p>\n<p>Apsveicam, j\u016bs esat k\u013cuvis par mikromar\u0137ieri.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ko t\u0101l\u0101k?<\/p>\n<p>Ja izv\u0113l\u0113j\u0101ties pirmo ce\u013cu, visticam\u0101k, ka j\u016bsu ce\u013cojums \u0161eit ir beidzies.<\/p>\n<p>Varb\u016bt, ja j\u016bs uzved\u012bsities k\u0101 D\u017eonatans Haits (no Melvina B\u0113rd\u017eesa filmas S\u0101ras seja), j\u016bs sa\u0146emsiet plastisko oper\u0101ciju, nelaimes gad\u012bjumu, kailu fotosesiju, pavedin\u0101sit politi\u0137i vai veiksit k\u0101du citu triku, lai saglab\u0101tu savu slavas mirkli. Un vi\u0146a turpin\u0101s, l\u012bdz n\u0101ks klaj\u0101 ar arvien \u0161ok\u0113jo\u0161\u0101kiem trikiem. Galu gal\u0101 cilv\u0113ki v\u0113las izklaidi! Esiet jautri.<\/p>\n<p>Tad vi\u0146i tevi aizmirs\u012bs.<\/p>\n<p>Iesp\u0113jams, jo par\u0101d\u012bsies v\u0113l viens spiegs.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ko t\u0101l\u0101k?<\/p>\n<p>Ja izv\u0113l\u0113j\u0101ties otro ce\u013cu, visticam\u0101k, j\u016bsu ce\u013cojums joproj\u0101m turpin\u0101s.<\/p>\n<p>Ja tas ir viss, ko v\u0113laties. Ta\u010du, izv\u0113loties otro ce\u013cu, svar\u012bg\u0101kais ir nevis, pie k\u0101 tu str\u0101d\u0101, bet gan K\u0100P\u0112C. Viss saska\u0146\u0101 ar Simona Sineka gr\u0101matu &quot;S\u0101ciet ar jaut\u0101jumu K\u0101p\u0113c&quot;. Ja p\u0101rst\u0101siet rad\u012bt to, ko citi m\u012bl\u0113ja, j\u016bsu ce\u013cojums beigsies. Vai ar\u012b tas nebeigsies! Jo j\u016bs vienm\u0113r varat izveidot otru lietu, kas ir svar\u012bga jums, nevis citiem.<\/p>\n<p>Tad neviens tevi t\u0101pat nepaz\u012bs.<\/p>\n<p>Iesp\u0113jams, t\u0101p\u0113c, ka j\u016bs joproj\u0101m esat p\u0101r\u0101k jauns. Nevis p\u0113c vecuma, bet p\u0113c fosiliju daudzuma ap jums.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nav interesanti sekot tiem, kas str\u0101d\u0101 paciet\u012bgi un savas dv\u0113seles d\u0113\u013c. Vi\u0146i ir garlaic\u012bgi.<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u0146i nedar\u012bja neko neticamu. Ikviens var\u0113tu to izdar\u012bt. Ne visi dar\u012bs to, ko dara paciet\u012bgie, bet vi\u0146u darbs nav &quot;OHO&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u0146u darbs vienk\u0101r\u0161i ir.<\/p>\n<p>Tur ir\u2026<br \/>\nVair\u0101k ir\u2026<br \/>\nIr v\u0113l vair\u0101k\u2026<br \/>\nIr arvien vair\u0101k\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vai zin\u0101t, cik daudz v\u0113rt\u012bg\u0101ks ir vecs kalns par tikko uzlietu? Ar ko Kernaves pilskalni ir v\u0113rt\u012bg\u0101ki par Naisiju amfite\u0101tra kalnu?<\/p>\n<p>N\u0113. Ne jau p\u0113c kaut k\u0101das &quot;dabiskuma&quot;. Nerun\u0101 mu\u013c\u0137\u012bbas.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0113c vecuma.<\/p>\n<p>Fosilijas.<\/p>\n<p>Spams.<\/p>\n<p>Bag\u0101ts.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vecs izstr\u0101d\u0101t\u0101js, paciet\u012bgs att\u012bst\u012bt\u0101js, kur\u0161 gadu desmitiem str\u0101d\u0101jis sav\u0101 amat\u0101 un str\u0101d\u0101jis katru dienu (varb\u016bt pat reli\u0123iski katru dienu?), neizb\u0113gami sakr\u0101j ap sevi kr\u0101mu kalnus.<\/p>\n<p>Tad n\u0101k zi\u0146u a\u0123ent\u016bru reportieri un nofotograf\u0113 to visu, un tie, kas v\u0113las \u0101tru slavu, dom\u0101: &quot;Hmm, rado\u0161i cilv\u0113ki dz\u012bvo nek\u0101rt\u012bb\u0101, es dom\u0101ju, ka man vajag b\u016bt nek\u0101rt\u012bgam!&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>Sveiki, \u017eurn\u0101listi?<br \/>\nNo kurienes vi\u0146i rad\u0101s!?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ja skat\u0101ties HBO seri\u0101lu &quot;Tro\u0146u sp\u0113le&quot; vai las\u0101t gr\u0101matas par \u0161o st\u0101stu, jums vajadz\u0113ja iev\u0113rot: visi kari s\u0101kas uz vecu l\u012b\u0137u kaudzes.<\/p>\n<p>Trakais karalis sadedzin\u0101ja St\u0101rka karali, Roberts Barateons un Neds St\u0101rks s\u0101ka sacel\u0161anos. Barateoni k\u013cuva par jaunajiem kara\u013ciem. Lanisteri nesa Barateonus. Starkiem tas nepatika. Lanisteri garlaikoja Starkus. Starkiem tas nepatika. Garlaikots Lanisters. Boltons nesa Starks. Starks nesa Boltonus. Un t\u0101 t\u0101l\u0101k.<\/p>\n<p>Rado\u0161aj\u0101 pasaul\u0113 uz veco darbu l\u012b\u0137u kaudzes dzimst jauni darbi.<\/p>\n<p>Citiem v\u0101rdiem sakot, komposta tvertn\u0113.<\/p>\n<p>Maniem vec\u0101kiem \u0161obr\u012bd pagalm\u0101 ir komposta tvertne. M\u0113s taj\u0101 iest\u0101d\u012bj\u0101m \u0137irbi. \u0136irbis aug un nobriest no citu z\u0101laugu l\u012b\u0137iem \u2013 ar\u012b pag\u0101ju\u0161\u0101 gada \u0137irbju paliek\u0101m.<\/p>\n<p>Jaunais tiek b\u016bv\u0113ts virs vec\u0101.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>T\u0101pat ir ar slavu. L\u0113n\u0101k.<\/p>\n<p>Pirmk\u0101rt, tu neesi neviens.<br \/>\nTad tu neesi nekas, bet esi kaut ko ies\u0101cis.<br \/>\nTad tu neesi nekas cits k\u0101 k\u0101ds, kur\u0161 s\u0101cis +2.<br \/>\nTad tu neesi nekas, bet k\u0101ds s\u0101cis +3.<br \/>\n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Pie +4 j\u016bsu ierocis s\u0101k mirdz\u0113t zil\u0101 kr\u0101s\u0101 un pie +16 sarkan\u0101 kr\u0101s\u0101. Ja esat k\u0101dreiz sp\u0113l\u0113jis Lineage 2, j\u016bs to saprat\u012bsit. Jebkur\u0101 gad\u012bjum\u0101 tas ir \u0101rpus t\u0113mas.)<\/p>\n<p>P\u0113c 30 gadiem tu b\u016bsi rad\u012bjis veselu kalnu s\u012bkumu, kas dzimu\u0161i no tavas dv\u0113seles.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0113c 30 gadiem ap jums b\u016bs fosiliju kalns.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0113c 30 gadiem jums b\u016bs tik bag\u0101t\u012bgs komposts, ka, iedodot tikai tasi \u0161\u012bs puves jaunajam rad\u012bt\u0101jam, j\u016bs pal\u012bdz\u0113siet vi\u0146am izaudz\u0113t visbr\u012bni\u0161\u0137\u012bg\u0101ko ziedu.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0113c 30 gadiem j\u016bsu komposta tvertne b\u016bs t\u0101da, ka ikviens izstr\u0101d\u0101t\u0101js to var\u0113s redz\u0113t. Un vi\u0146\u0161 grib\u0113s kaut ko no vi\u0146as at\u0146emt, sev. M\u0113s esam tik savt\u012bgi, bet tas nav slikti.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0113c 30 gadiem, ja v\u0113l rad\u012bsi no sirds, neb\u016bs \u017e\u0113l atdot pat spaini \u0161\u012b komposta. Galu gal\u0101 j\u016bs str\u0101d\u0101jat savai dv\u0113selei, nevis citiem.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0113c 30 gadiem dz\u012bves d\u0101rznieki run\u0101s par j\u016bsu d\u0101snumu.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0113c 30 gadiem \u017eurn\u0101listi v\u0113l\u0113sies uzzin\u0101t j\u016bsu paciet\u012bbas nosl\u0113pumu.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>J\u016bs atbild\u0113sit, ka svar\u012bg\u0101kais ir str\u0101d\u0101t no sirds un str\u0101d\u0101t paciet\u012bgi.<\/p>\n<p>Bet \u0161os tavus v\u0101rdus neviens nedruk\u0101s. Jo \u0161obr\u012bd ir jau 198874. slavenais klauns, kuram ir daudz pat\u012bkam\u0101k piev\u0113rst uzman\u012bbu, un j\u016bsu padoms nav pietiekami \u0161ok\u0113jo\u0161s.<\/p>\n<p>Bet j\u016bs turpin\u0101sit str\u0101d\u0101t.<\/p>\n<p>Es to zinu, [sl\u0113pts].<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<aside style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Dienas m\u0113r\u0137is: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/issukis-365\/\">1704 v\u0101rdi<\/a>. Rakst\u012bts: <b>799<\/b>.<\/aside>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.15em;\">[sl\u0113pts],<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15369,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[2,86,84],"class_list":{"0":"post-3344","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-laiskai","8":"tag-365-tekstai","9":"tag-saves-pazinimas","10":"tag-sekme"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}