Es jums atkl\u0101\u0161u nosl\u0113pumu: es esmu slepens viki-perverss. Man pat\u012bk nakt\u012bs paslepus s\u0113rfot Vikip\u0113dij\u0101 un las\u012bt tekstus par baroka arhitekt\u016bru vai kvantu fiziku p\u0113c tam, kad esmu pavilcis savu (mazo) draugu karsti masturb\u0113t.<\/p>\n
Nu... Labi, varb\u016bt es mazliet meloju. God\u012bgi sakot, tas ir piln\u012bgs absurds \u2013 es pat nevaru iedom\u0101ties, k\u0101 k\u0101ds kaut ko t\u0101du var\u0113tu izdar\u012bt. Bet atz\u012bsti, es piev\u0113rsu j\u016bsu uzman\u012bbu, vai ne?<\/p>\n
Man b\u016bs nepiecie\u0161ama j\u016bsu uzman\u012bba. T\u0101 k\u0101 es gatavojos sasniegt c\u0113lo m\u0113r\u0137i un iem\u0101c\u012bt tev, deb\u012bli, da\u017eus v\u0113sturiskus faktus, lai dotu tev iesp\u0113ju izr\u0101d\u012bties stingr\u0101kam saviem draugiem vai (visticam\u0101k) saviem piecus gadus vecajiem mazb\u0113rniem, kad b\u016bsi vecs. v\u012brietis.<\/p>\n
Las\u012bt\u0101j, es d\u0101vinu \u0160imtu. Simts ir diezgan for\u0161s \u010dalis. Simts, tas ir las\u012bt\u0101js. Las\u012bt\u0101js ar\u012b lielisks, man pat\u012bk. Iepaz\u012bstieties viens ar otru, ja neesat to dar\u012bjis gadu gait\u0101. Par tevi, las\u012bt\u0101j, daudz nerun\u0101\u0161u \u2013 to vari izdar\u012bt pats, t\u0101 viet\u0101 es tev lab\u0101k past\u0101st\u012b\u0161u par savu draugu \u0160imtu.<\/p>\n
Simts ir skaitlis. Dzimis, iesp\u0113jams, senaj\u0101 Rom\u0101, sp\u012bd\u0113ja Francij\u0101, un Lietuv\u0101 tas, iesp\u0113jams, ir vispopul\u0101r\u0101kais uz banknot\u0113m. \u0160eit m\u0113s to parasti rakst\u0101m k\u0101 vien\u012bbu ar div\u0101m null\u0113m, un \u0161eit tas ir 100. Tom\u0113r romie\u0161u valod\u0101 simts tiek apz\u012bm\u0113ts ar burtu C. No v\u0101rda Centum.<\/p>\n
Vai \u0161\u012b v\u0101rda sakne izklaus\u0101s paz\u012bstama? Es uzskatu, ka vajadz\u0113tu. Centimetriem, centneriem, simtk\u0101jiem un simtk\u0101jiem ir viena sakne.<\/p>\n
Pat v\u0101rd\u0101 "procents" centum dz\u012bvo - lat\u012b\u0146u valod\u0101 "percentum" noz\u012bm\u0113 simts da\u013cu. Vai v\u0101rds "centi" noz\u012bm\u0113 val\u016btas vien\u012bbas, kas veido litus\/dol\u0101rus\/eiro. Simto da\u013cu jums vajadz\u0113tu zin\u0101t no t\u0101, ka \u0161\u0101di bie\u017ei j\u016bs nesa\u0146emat lab\u0101ku eks\u0101mena punktu skaitu, un, stud\u0113jot eks\u0101mena materi\u0101lu, pietr\u016bkst sant\u012bmu. K\u0101 redzat - tas ir saist\u012bts!<\/p>\n
Bet nekav\u0113simies p\u0101r\u0101k daudz pie eks\u0101menu (vai kolokvija) atz\u012bm\u0113m \u2013 man t\u0101s nemaz negribas atcer\u0113ties. P\u0101riesim uz Simts s\u0101kumu, br\u012bdi, kad piedzima cipari, kas to veido. Kad vi\u0146a vien\u012bgais izn\u0101ca no m\u0101tes kl\u0113p\u012b un nevienam v\u0113l ner\u016bp\u0113ja, kas ir t\u0113vs.<\/p>\n
Sen aiz j\u016br\u0101m, aiz augst\u0101kajiem kalniem un pat aiz Vi\u013c\u0146as Ikeijas dz\u012bvoja t\u0101ds t\u0113ls v\u0101rd\u0101 Al-Khwarizmi, paz\u012bstams ar\u012b k\u0101 Algoritmi \u2013 no kura c\u0113lu\u0161ies v\u0101rdi algoritms un algebra. Vi\u0146u m\u016bsu v\u0113sturnieki vislab\u0101k atceras k\u0101 ar\u0101bu matem\u0101ti\u0137i, kur\u0161 ar\u0101bu skait\u013cus atnesa uz Eiropu (prec\u012bz\u0101k, Ven\u0113cijas tirgot\u0101jiem) m\u016bsu \u0113ras 825. gad\u0101. Lai gan, tiesa, vi\u0146\u0161 paties\u012bb\u0101 ir dzimis m\u016bsdienu Uzbekist\u0101n\u0101 un savus ciparus p\u0101r\u0146\u0113mis no indi\u0101\u0146iem. Ne p\u0101r\u0101k ar\u0101bu un ne p\u0101r\u0101k ar\u0101bu cipari\u2026<\/p>\n
Pagriez\u012bsim gandr\u012bz t\u016bksto\u0161 gadus uz priek\u0161u. M\u0113s esam uz liel\u0101s Francijas revol\u016bcijas sliek\u0161\u0146a 1789. gad\u0101. Divnacion\u0101l\u0101 republika gatavojas parakst\u012bt pirmo konstit\u016bciju Eirop\u0101 (un otro pasaul\u0113), un dusm\u012bgie franc\u016b\u017ei v\u0113las vienl\u012bdz\u012bbu visiem. Tostarp skait\u013cu un m\u0113rvien\u012bbu vienl\u012bdz\u012bba, kas tolaik tr\u016bka - gandr\u012bz katr\u0101 valst\u012b (vai pat da\u017e\u0101s pils\u0113t\u0101s) att\u0101lumus un svarus apr\u0113\u0137in\u0101ja at\u0161\u0137ir\u012bgi. Nu, ziniet, vis\u0101d\u0101m p\u0113d\u0101m, m\u0101rci\u0146\u0101m un cit\u0101m va\u013c\u012bg\u0101m vien\u012bb\u0101m, k\u0101 to joproj\u0101m dara tikai tr\u012bs pasaules valstis - Lib\u0113rija \u0100frik\u0101, Birma \u0100zij\u0101 (t\u0101 pati, kas kop\u0113ja Lietuvas karogu) un liel\u0101, varen\u0101 ASV. . P\u0113d\u0113jais to dro\u0161i vien dara t\u0101p\u0113c, ka vi\u0146a var \u2013 ko ar vi\u0146u nodar\u012bs visi nelie\u0161i?<\/p>\n
Tajos metroviz\u0101cijas laikos (j\u0101 - es izdom\u0101ju jaunu v\u0101rdu) Shimtas \u0101tri k\u013cuva popul\u0101rs. Par to varam pateikties Morisam de Talleirandam, kur\u0161 bija viens no tiem, kur\u0161 n\u0101ca klaj\u0101 ar ideju izveidot kop\u0113ju simtu sist\u0113mu. Vi\u0146\u0161 ieteica digitaliz\u0113t visu, s\u0101kot no temperat\u016bras (Celsija un Kelvina skalas) l\u012bdz att\u0101lumiem (metri), svariem (kilogramos)\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026Un pulkste\u0146u ciparn\u012bcu un m\u0113ne\u0161u gados. Citiem v\u0101rdiem sakot, vi\u0146i grib\u0113ja pagriezt pulkste\u0146us un gadus no divpadsmit stund\u0101m vai m\u0113ne\u0161iem uz desmit. Nav j\u0101br\u012bn\u0101s, ka Francijas iedz\u012bvot\u0101jiem \u0161\u0101di priek\u0161likumi nepatika, un jaun\u0101s sist\u0113mas nepie\u0146\u0113m\u0101s sp\u0113k\u0101 un tika atst\u0101ts vecais Babilonijas mantojums. Labi vai slikti \u2013 \u013cau\u0161u jums izlemt. Es visu m\u016b\u017eu par tevi nedom\u0101\u0161u.<\/p>\n
Tagad j\u016bs varat satikt \u0160imtu visur. Simts litu banknotes ir visbie\u017e\u0101k lietot\u0101 banknote Lietuv\u0101, \u0161\u0137audot, bakt\u0113rijas izpl\u016bst ar \u0101trumu aptuveni 100 metri sekund\u0113, elektroni (nevis elektr\u012bba) vados pl\u016bst divreiz l\u0113n\u0101k par 100 metriem stund\u0101, un simts. s\u0113rijas TV raid\u012bjumam vai simts numuru \u017eurn\u0101lam bie\u017ei tiek uzskat\u012bti par lielu sasniegumu (j\u0101 \u2013 paldies Newspeip!). Pat\u012bk vai n\u0113, Simts ir ar jums. Gandr\u012bz k\u0101 J\u0113zus, bet nedaudz re\u0101listisk\u0101ks un kopum\u0101 noder\u012bg\u0101ks.<\/p>\n
\u0160eit es beig\u0161u savu st\u0101stu, pagaid\u0101m pietiek. Ceru, ka pal\u012bdz\u0113ju jums k\u013c\u016bt gudr\u0101kam un veiksmi n\u0101kamaj\u0101 pr\u0101ta c\u012b\u0146\u0101.<\/p>\n
Starp citu, pag\u0101ju\u0161aj\u0101 reiz\u0113 (p\u0113c teksta par Lietuvas karogiem) bija cilv\u0113ki, kuriem tr\u016bka inform\u0101cijas avotu. L\u016bk, \u0161oreiz es tos visus pied\u0101v\u0101ju:<\/p>\n
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