{"id":1911,"date":"2017-03-18T23:27:52","date_gmt":"2017-03-18T20:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieliusg.lt\/?p=1911"},"modified":"2021-07-06T21:56:23","modified_gmt":"2021-07-06T18:56:23","slug":"tobulas-sudo-malimas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/2017\/perfekts-sudo-malts\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u012blest\u012bbas v\u0113stule: Perfect Shit Grinding"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dienas m\u0113r\u0137is: 496 v\u0101rdi<\/a>. Rakst\u012bts: 616<\/b>.<\/p>\n

2014. gada 3. novembr\u012b sa\u0146\u0113mu zi\u0146u no meitenes, kuru man izdev\u0101s apbr\u012bnot. Es ar \u0161o meiteni satiekos jau apm\u0113ram divus gadus, bet p\u0113d\u0113jos divus m\u0113ne\u0161us esmu aizr\u0101vies. Varb\u016bt t\u0101p\u0113c, ka biju aizbraucis uz \u010cehiju un tur (da\u017ek\u0101rt) bija garlaic\u012bgi.<\/span><\/p>\n

Vi\u0146a \u0161o zi\u0146u no zila gaisa nos\u016bt\u012bja uz manu emu\u0101ra Debesyla Facebook kontu. Lai nu k\u0101, es to neizmantoju t\u0101d\u0101m liet\u0101m, bet... Nu, ko gan nevar dar\u012bt apbr\u012bna?<\/p>\n

L\u016bk, ko es sa\u0146\u0113mu:<\/strong><\/h2>\n

"Debesyla Debesyliausk, man ir jaut\u0101jums. T\u0101 k\u0101 tu esi tik viszino\u0161s, es nol\u0113mu tev pajaut\u0101t. L\u016bk. Grib\u0113ju jaut\u0101t, kas te j\u0101dara, ja Petriukas to dar\u012bja, bet mamma man teica ko citu, t\u0101p\u0113c jaut\u0101ju, k\u0101p\u0113c t\u0101 b\u016btu, jo izdom\u0101ju, ka pajaut\u0101\u0161u tev, jo pati nezinu, neesmu viszino\u0161\u0101, ka vajag dar\u012bt to, ko vi\u0146a man teica, bet nezinu k\u0101. Nu l\u016bk par manu putru. K\u0101 to cept cepe\u0161kr\u0101sn\u012b? Vai jums vajadz\u0113tu pievienot loci\u0146us vai dilles? c:"<\/p>\n

(Starp citu, no vi\u0146as iem\u0101c\u012bjos lietot \u0161o emocijz\u012bmi - mazo smaidi\u0146u c:)<\/p>\n

L\u016bk, ko es atbild\u0113ju:<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Kundze, [cenz\u0113ts], \u013caujiet man atbild\u0113t uz \u0161o jaut\u0101jumu ar visu savu sirsn\u012bbu un zin\u0101\u0161an\u0101m, ko esmu ieguvusi no ilgas dz\u012bves Himalajos, pilns ar gudr\u012bbu un sirsn\u012bbu. Un j\u0101, es esmu tur bijis, bet es dom\u0101ju, ka j\u016bs neesat. Vai nav br\u012bni\u0161\u0137\u012bgi ce\u013cot uz Himalajiem? Tas ir tik br\u012bni\u0161\u0137\u012bgi! Bet j\u016bs, iesp\u0113jams, nezin\u0101t \u0161o saj\u016btu, jo j\u016bs neesat tur bijis, un es esmu. Galu gal\u0101, iesp\u0113jams, t\u0101p\u0113c j\u016bs neesat gudr\u012bbas pilns un uzdodat tik patiesi gudrus M\u0101ko\u0146ainus jaut\u0101jumus. Bet pala, pietiek par tevi. Parun\u0101sim lab\u0101k par mani. Man vienm\u0113r ir patikusi sava putra. N\u0113, pala, es meloju \u2013 man nekad nav patikusi mana putra. T\u0101p\u0113c varb\u016bt es nevaru atbild\u0113t uz jaut\u0101jumu. Bet \u0161eit ir mana atbilde, jo es zinu visu, tad k\u0101p\u0113c lai es to nezin\u0101tu. Petriuka mannas putrai es pievienotu speltas, jo, nu, j\u0113ga. J\u016bs redzat lo\u0123iku, vai ne? Tad ar to pietiks. Vair\u0101k nevajag. Bet vienalga, t\u0101 k\u0101 tu laikam neredzi lo\u0123iku, jo neesi tik gudrs un sirsn\u012bgs k\u0101 es, Debesyla Debesyliausk, l\u016bk, pat tu saprat\u012bsi paskaidrojumu. Sav\u0101 putr\u0101 ce\u013cmallapas liktu ne tikai t\u0101p\u0113c, ka nebiju dzird\u0113jusi par t\u0101diem augiem, bet ar\u012b pavisam vienk\u0101r\u0161a iemesla d\u0113\u013c - t\u0101tad v\u0101rda pirmais burts ir P. K\u0101 v\u0101rdos Papai, Put\u0117, Pizda, Pimpalas, Penis un daudzos l\u012bdz\u012bgos. Ko tas noz\u012bm\u0113, es dzirdu j\u016bs jaut\u0101jat? \u013baujiet man izmantot Himalaju virsotn\u0113s apg\u016bto lo\u0123iku. Ar kuru neviens neuzdro\u0161in\u0101s str\u012bd\u0113ties, t\u0101tad ar\u012b tu nedosies, es tevi paz\u012bstu. Tu neesi tik gudrs un gudr\u012bbas pilns k\u0101 es - br\u012bni\u0161\u0137\u012bgs Debesyla Debesyliauskas. Bet atkal pietiek par tevi. Es Petriuka putr\u0101 liktu ce\u013cmallapas, jo \u0161o v\u0101rdu pirmie burti sakr\u012bt un ir viens un tas pats P. Vai redzi? \u013baujiet man to par\u0101d\u012bt skaidr\u0101k, lai pat j\u016bs var\u0113tu redz\u0113t. Nu, es tagad rakstu v\u0101rdu "Pelatr\u00fanai". pele Ak, es uzrakst\u012bju ko citu. Nu, j\u016bs saprat\u0101t lietu - v\u0101rda Pelatruna pirmais burts ir P un ar to j\u016bs nevarat str\u012bd\u0113ties. K\u0101ds ir burts P v\u0101rd\u0101? Ac\u012bmredzot pirmais burts ir Petriuk. Atkal tas ir lo\u0123iski un tagad nevar str\u012bd\u0113ties, jo es \u0161eit esmu gudrais god\u012bgais Debesyla Cloudy, un j\u016bs, k\u0101 m\u0113s noskaidroj\u0101m iepriek\u0161 (nav j\u0101pateicas man par manu gudro atg\u0101din\u0101jumu), nebij\u0101t Himalajos, kad es biju un redz\u0113ju, un es zinu visu tagad. T\u0101p\u0113c es ceru, ka es atbild\u0113ju uz j\u016bsu jaut\u0101jumu. Ja kaut ko nesaproti, dro\u0161i jaut\u0101 v\u0113lreiz, bet neceri, ka es atbild\u0113\u0161u, jo es te esmu tik gudrs, bet tu n\u0113. Nu es te joproj\u0101m run\u0101ju par tevi, tas ir nepiekl\u0101j\u012bgi. Bet ko tu te saprat\u012bsi, galu gal\u0101 tu neesi es. Ar m\u012blest\u012bbu, cie\u0146u un seksu\u0101lu, gudr\u012bbas piepild\u012btu \u0161\u0137idrumu es atst\u0101ju j\u016bs jaun\u0101 ce\u013cojum\u0101 uz Himalajiem.<\/p>\n

Ar j\u016bsu Debesyla m\u0101koni, jeb visu zino\u0161o, visu zino\u0161o, nevar str\u012bd\u0113ties, t\u0101p\u0113c j\u016bs tagad nestr\u012bd\u0113sieties.<\/p>\n

P.s. Es m\u012blu Tevi.<\/p>\n

Vi\u0146a atbild\u0113ja:<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cEs nestr\u012bdos. Bet es teik\u0161u: ak, k\u0101ds ide\u0101ls shud grind \u2764
\nups, piedod. laikam bija s\u016bdi. Galu gal\u0101 es neesmu tik gudrs, jo es pat nem\u0101ku uzrakst\u012bt \u0161\u0101du v\u0101rdu."<\/p>\n

Protams, tas mani iespaidoja.<\/p>\n

dzirnavnieks,
\nDaniels<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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