{"id":1145,"date":"2016-12-21T18:51:28","date_gmt":"2016-12-21T15:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieliusg.lt\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2021-07-07T17:56:35","modified_gmt":"2021-07-07T14:56:35","slug":"parasyk-man-laiska","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/2016\/lietussargs-cilveks-laiska\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>[V\u0113stule]<\/i> Uzraksti man v\u0113stuli. L\u016bk, kas."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Dienas m\u0113r\u0137is: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/issukis-365\/\">240 v\u0101rdi<\/a>. Rakst\u012bts: <b>552. L\u0113t\u0101ka 777 versija.<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.15em;\">[ 19:48 Daniel ] Uzrakstiet man e-pastu \u0161odien.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>[ 19:48 Simona ] :DDD kur\u0161?<\/p>\n<p>[ 19:49 Danielius ] Nekas, izdom\u0101 savu c:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ban\u0101ls, interesants, rado\u0161s, eksperiment\u0101ls, juteklisks, narat\u012bvs, ar nosl\u0113pumainu nobeigumu un turpin\u0101jumu citos v\u0113stul\u0113s, po\u0113tisks, le\u0146\u0137isks, z\u012bm\u0113ts, t\u0101ds, k\u0101du j\u016bs s\u016bt\u0101t pa pastu un k\u0101du es atrodu, kad atgrie\u017eos no \u010cehijas...<\/li>\n<li>Uzvelciet grifa mutes hal\u0101tu un rakstiet ar spalvu.<\/li>\n<li>Vai ar\u012b uzvilkt s\u0101tanista kost\u012bmu, rakst\u012bt ar spalvu un ka\u0137en\u012bti vai sav\u0101m asin\u012bm.<\/li>\n<li>Rakstiet ar ke\u010dupu.<\/li>\n<li>Ielieciet pirkstu.<\/li>\n<li>Pal\u016bdziet k\u0101dam citam rakst\u012bt j\u016bsu viet\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Kop\u0113jiet gr\u0101matu vai gr\u0101matas fragmentu.<\/li>\n<li>Uzz\u012bm\u0113jiet sirdi un p\u0113c tam to izdz\u0113siet.<\/li>\n<li>Uzz\u012bm\u0113jiet sirdi un p\u0113c tam to izceliet.<\/li>\n<li>Bet nes\u016btiet to.<\/li>\n<li>Vai ar\u012b nos\u016btiet to.<\/li>\n<li>Uzraksti v\u0113stuli un p\u0113c tam uzlej tai t\u0113ju, lai to visu sajauc kop\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Nos\u016btiet \u0161\u0101du v\u0113stuli ar pasta balo\u017eu.<\/li>\n<li>Uzrakstiet v\u0113stuli. Salociet v\u0113stuli origami. Pasl\u0113p origami m\u0101j\u0101s, lai es var\u0113tu to atrast, kad atn\u0101k\u0161u pie tevis.<\/li>\n<li>Uzz\u012bm\u0113jiet manu portretu no atmi\u0146as.<\/li>\n<li>Uzrakstiet burtu otr\u0101di.<\/li>\n<li>Rakstiet v\u0113stuli, st\u0101vot uz galvas.<\/li>\n<li>Uzrakstiet v\u0113stuli mieg\u0101 (aha, sare\u017e\u0123\u012bti).<\/li>\n<li>Uzraksti tipisku Viktorijas laikmeta m\u012blas v\u0113stuli, aplej to ar smar\u017eu pudel\u012bti, apsmidzini to ar sk\u016bpstiem un nos\u016bti uz Drabble Street *censored*.<\/li>\n<li>Pagatavojiet sviestmaizi.<\/li>\n<li>Iepakojiet to.<\/li>\n<li>Nos\u016btiet to man.<\/li>\n<li>Iz\u0146emiet pastkast\u012btes un nozogiet k\u0101da cita v\u0113stuli.<\/li>\n<li>Ielieciet to liel\u0101k\u0101 aploksn\u0113 un nos\u016btiet man.<\/li>\n<li>Uzz\u012bm\u0113jiet murgu, kas jums bija b\u0113rn\u012bb\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Aprakstiet savu sap\u0146u br\u012bvdienu.<\/li>\n<li>Apraksti \u0137erme\u0146a da\u013cu, kuru visvair\u0101k ien\u012bsti.<\/li>\n<li>Apraksti savus pirkstu pirkstus un uzz\u012bm\u0113 to karti ar z\u012bmuli.<\/li>\n<li>Iz\u0146emiet z\u012bmuli no auss. Uzz\u012bm\u0113jiet kaut ko uz pap\u012bra lapas. Pap\u012bra lapu pagrieziet un ielieciet to z\u012bmu\u013ca viet\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Izgatavo kost\u012bmu, ko tu valk\u0101tu, ja b\u016btu supervaro\u0146a lom\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Apraksti savu k\u0101 supervaro\u0146a v\u0113sturi.<\/li>\n<li>Rakstiet scen\u0101riju. Izr\u0101di vai ko citu.<\/li>\n<li>Izveidojiet anekdoti.<\/li>\n<li>Apraksti, ko pasaul\u0113 visvair\u0101k ien\u012bsti.<\/li>\n<li>Uzrakstiet savu sap\u0146u nekomerci\u0101lo projektu, ja t\u0101ds jums ir.<\/li>\n<li>Uzraksti v\u0113stuli puisim, kuru m\u012bli, iedom\u0101joties, ka vi\u0146\u0161 nav es.<\/li>\n<li>Pa\u0113diet makaronu. Uzz\u012bm\u0113jiet sevi ar tiem.<\/li>\n<li>Ievietojiet to soci\u0101laj\u0101 t\u012bkl\u0101 Facebook galven\u0101 fotoatt\u0113la viet\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Uzmekl\u0113 Jamaiku Google, izveido st\u0101stu Facebook, it k\u0101 tur b\u016btu ce\u013cojis, un n\u0101kam\u0101s ned\u0113\u013cas laik\u0101 turpini public\u0113t savus piedz\u012bvojumus.<\/li>\n<li>Atver n\u0101kam\u0101s gr\u0101matas 69. lappusi. Atrodiet 33. v\u0101rdu. Uzraksti v\u0113stuli par pirmo lietu, kas n\u0101k pr\u0101t\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Noskatieties pornofilmu. Tad uzraksti, k\u0101p\u0113c tev t\u0101 \u0161\u0137ita tik pret\u012bga (vai tik \u013coti patika).<\/li>\n<li>Ejiet \u0113st. Tad ej gul\u0113t. Tad, tikl\u012bdz piecelsies, uzraksti v\u0113stuli par visu, kas tev ien\u0101ks pr\u0101t\u0101, un tas var b\u016bt ar\u012b mu\u013c\u0137\u012bbas. Labojiet to un nos\u016btiet.<\/li>\n<li>Raksturojiet, k\u0101da veida rube\u0146u j\u016bs \u0161odien redz\u0113j\u0101t. Ja neatceries nevienu, iedom\u0101jies, ka esi k\u0101du redz\u0113jis.<\/li>\n<li>Iedom\u0101jieties, ka esat veca d\u0101ma. K\u0101ds tu esi? K\u0101da bija j\u016bsu dz\u012bve? K\u0101ds v\u012brs (vai v\u012bri) jums bija? Cik b\u0113rnu jums ir bijis vai cik b\u0113rnu j\u016bs v\u0113l\u0113j\u0101ties, bet jums nebija?<\/li>\n<li>Ko j\u016bs dar\u012btu, ja atkal b\u016btu jauns?<\/li>\n<li>Iedom\u0101jieties, ka esat septi\u0146us gadus vec\u0101 Simona.<\/li>\n<li>Atgriezies bibliot\u0113k\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Uzraksti v\u0113stuli meitenei, par kuru esi k\u013cuvis. Iedom\u0101jieties, ka t\u0101 neesat j\u016bs.<\/li>\n<li>Vai ar\u012b iedom\u0101jieties, ka esat - atkar\u012bb\u0101 no t\u0101, kas jums ir interesant\u0101k.<\/li>\n<li>Uzrakstiet v\u0113stuli, kur\u0101 melo no s\u0101kuma l\u012bdz beig\u0101m.<\/li>\n<li>Uzrakstiet v\u0113stuli, kur\u0101 paskaidrojat, k\u0101p\u0113c nev\u0113laties rakst\u012bt v\u0113stuli.<\/li>\n<li>Nerakstiet v\u0113stuli. Nos\u016btiet to.<\/li>\n<li>Pal\u016bdziet saviem draugiem Facebook vai re\u0101laj\u0101 dz\u012bv\u0113 pateikt k\u0101du v\u0101rdu. Izveidojiet no tiem v\u0113stuli.<\/li>\n<li>Iedom\u0101jieties, ka es ar jums gu\u013cu gult\u0101 un l\u016bdzu j\u016bs sekot st\u0101stam. Ko tu las\u012btu?<\/li>\n<li>Uzrakstiet to, radiet to.<\/li>\n<li>Iedom\u0101jieties, ka m\u0113s ilgu laiku bij\u0101m p\u0101ris. Bet kaut kas notika (izv\u0113lieties vienu) un uzrakstiet ainu\/scen\u0101riju\/ko citu, ko j\u016bs teiktu\/rakst\u012btu \u0161\u0101d\u0101 situ\u0101cij\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Izv\u0113lieties pa\u0161i, kas ir noticis un kas notiks, jo tas ir interesant\u0101k.<\/li>\n<li>Iedom\u0101jieties, ka esat R\u012bg\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Rakstiet to, ko j\u016bs uzskat\u0101t par piln\u012bgi r\u012bdziniecisku. Ko j\u016bs j\u016btat.<\/li>\n<li>Aizveriet acis. Tr\u012bsdesmit sekundes nedom\u0101jiet.<\/li>\n<li>Tad atveriet acis un pierakstiet, ko dom\u0101j\u0101t.<\/li>\n<li>D\u016bmi.<\/li>\n<li>Uzraksti kaut ko sm\u0113\u0137\u0113\u0161anas laik\u0101.<\/li>\n<li>Iedom\u0101jieties, ka esat miris. Ko tu man uzrakst\u012btu vai teiktu? Rakstiet.<\/li>\n<li>Ierakstiet v\u0113stuli ar balsi. Nos\u016btiet to man kaut k\u0101d\u0101 veid\u0101. Pat ja t\u0101 b\u016bs audio kaset\u0113.<\/li>\n<li>Uzrakstiet v\u0113stuli par kr\u0113slu, uz kura s\u0113\u017eat vai var\u0113tu s\u0113d\u0113t.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>[ 20:07 Danielius ] Rakstiet.<\/p>\n<p>jaut\u0101,<br \/>\n<strong>Daniels<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Dienas m\u0113r\u0137is: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/lv\/issukis-365\/\">240 v\u0101rdi<\/a>. Rakst\u012bts: <b>552. 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