{"id":2498,"date":"2017-05-25T23:28:38","date_gmt":"2017-05-25T20:28:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieliusg.lt\/?p=2498"},"modified":"2021-07-08T01:48:49","modified_gmt":"2021-07-07T22:48:49","slug":"proto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/2017\/mind\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m a lemon and my writing challenge is a big sledgehammer"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Goal of the day: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/issukis-365\/\">976 words<\/a>. Written: <b>222<\/b>.<\/aside>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.15em;\">I&#039;m slowly going crazy. I&#039;m slowly going crazy. I&#039;m slowly going crazy. I&#039;m slowly going crazy. I&#039;m slowly going crazy. I&#039;m slowly going out of my mind.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I may have already left. I may have already left. I may have already left.<\/p>\n<p>Mind, mind, mind. Mind, mind, mind. Mind, mind, mind.<\/p>\n<p>I&#039;m slowly going crazy.<\/p>\n<p>Pim-pirim-pam<\/p>\n<p>I&#039;m slowly losing my mind. Mind. Pro-pro-pro-proto.<\/p>\n<p>I&#039;m slowly going crazy.<\/p>\n<p>This year of writing is driving me crazy. So much to write, so little thought. I&#039;m a lemon, and my challenge is a big club.<\/p>\n<p>When I get up, I write. When I eat, I write.<br \/>\nWhen I watch a pornographic video, I write.<\/p>\n<p>When I have to go to sleep, I don&#039;t go to sleep. Because you shouldn&#039;t sleep. You need to write. Write letters. To have them.<\/p>\n<p>Mind, mind, proooooto. Proto, proto, proooooto.<\/p>\n<p>I&#039;m going crazy.<\/p>\n<p>One day I will leave and never come back. Well, when that day comes... Then you&#039;ll see! Then you will see! Daniel Gar\u0161va Goriunovas! A real cannibal lecturer.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#039;m already out of my mind.<\/p>\n<p>Because here I got up, took my computer and while lying in bed I talk to myself and look for answers to life&#039;s questions.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#039;t find the answers.<\/p>\n<p>So I write.<\/p>\n<p>I imagine that I am Sigitas Parulskis. It&#039;s a pity, not on the seashore and I didn&#039;t lose the scissors - on her shelf. Also, my toenails should be trimmed, they shine at the end of the bed, poking out from under the cobblestone like mushrooms from under the moss.<\/p>\n<p>One day, I will become a writer.<\/p>\n<p>But first, let me write more words. Today&#039;s limit is 976.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<aside style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">Goal of the day: <a style=\"border: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/issukis-365\/\">976 words<\/a>. Written: <b>222<\/b>.<\/aside>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.15em;\">I&#039;m slowly going crazy. I&#039;m slowly going crazy. I&#039;m slowly going crazy. I&#039;m slowly going crazy. I&#039;m slowly going crazy. I&#039;m slowly going out of my mind.<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15510,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[2,82],"class_list":{"0":"post-2498","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-pamastymai","8":"tag-365-tekstai","9":"tag-fikcija"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}