{"id":221,"date":"2016-04-01T10:00:55","date_gmt":"2016-04-01T08:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieliusg.lt\/?p=221"},"modified":"2021-07-06T22:09:27","modified_gmt":"2021-07-06T19:09:27","slug":"ieskomas-darbuotojas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debesyla.lt\/uzrasai\/en\/2016\/wanted-employee\/","title":{"rendered":"Love announcement: Wanted employee."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Responsibilities:<\/strong> Daniel&#039;s wife (first 2-3 years as a girl).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Description of responsibilities:<\/strong> To be Daniel&#039;s other half and let him be yours.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Type of work:<\/strong> Full time, three shifts (24\/7).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Workplace:<\/strong> Everywhere.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Salary: <\/strong>Daniel (1 piece, kind) and all the best that he creates in the future.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Basic requirements:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gender: Female<\/p>\n<p>Age: 20-30<\/p>\n<p><strong>Additional requirements:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sense of humor;<\/li>\n<li>Broad knowledge of the world;<\/li>\n<li>Desire to teach Daniel new things;<\/li>\n<li>Desire to study;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Bonus Points:<br \/>\n<\/strong>It is not necessary, but we will consider it in the selection.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bright hairstyle and\/or style of clothing;<\/li>\n<li>A hobby of breaking stereotypical standards;<\/li>\n<li>Dare to taste the cakes baked by Daniel, if they look edible;<\/li>\n<li>Interest in discussing science, the political situation, the economy and everything that turns the brain;<\/li>\n<li>The desire to travel the world or do something correspondingly crazy;<\/li>\n<li>The desire to sleep in an embrace;<\/li>\n<li>Ability to always find a topic for conversation or brainstorming sessions;<\/li>\n<li>Willingness to try a vegan, paleo or vegetarian diet;<\/li>\n<li>Lithuanian patriot;<\/li>\n<li>Liberal views;<\/li>\n<li>Courage and self-confidence;<\/li>\n<li>The ability to throw out bad thoughts or fears after reading the points listed above;<\/li>\n<li>A positive attitude.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Selection method:<\/strong> Send your CV (or cover letter) using the methods below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Mail address: danielius@debesyla.lt<\/li>\n<li>In the comments: below<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p><strong>Here is what people are saying about &quot;I\u012e Danielius Goriunovas&quot;:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"margin-left: 0; background: #f5f5f5; padding: 25px 50px; margin-bottom: 25px;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left; margin-bottom: 5px;\">\u201cOh my God, he seriously put out an ad like that. I&#039;m not even surprised.&quot;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; margin-bottom: 0; font-size: 12px;\"><span style=\"line-height: 1.73; text-align: right;\">\u2013 Vardene Pavardene<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote style=\"margin-left: 0; background: #f5f5f5; padding: 25px 50px; margin-bottom: 25px;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left; margin-bottom: 5px;\">&quot;Daniel is suitable if you want to improve your general education and patience. He writes a lot, which makes it impossible to communicate with him. If I didn&#039;t have a boyfriend, I probably wouldn&#039;t send my CV anyway because I need a lot of attention. It&#039;s strange that he wrote that ad here, but he told me to say that he himself is normal. In other words, if you don&#039;t understand sarcasm, don&#039;t write.&quot;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; margin-bottom: 0; font-size: 12px;\">- A serious response<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote style=\"margin-left: 0; background: #f5f5f5; padding: 25px 50px; margin-bottom: 25px;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left; margin-bottom: 5px;\">&quot;Daniel? Well, he surprised us with his enthusiasm and ingenuity already in the first minutes of communication! The strangest thing is that every person, at some point, stops making a positive impression, we couldn&#039;t say the same about Daniel!&quot;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; margin-bottom: 0; font-size: 12px;\">\u2013 Brass Hammer<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote style=\"margin-left: 0; background: #f5f5f5; padding: 25px 50px; margin-bottom: 25px;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left; margin-bottom: 5px;\">&quot;I could say this about Daniel: he is like a piano. The longer it is not used, the more it wears out.&quot;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; margin-bottom: 0; font-size: 12px;\">- Anonymous<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Submit your CV as soon as possible! 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